First, I still haven't confirmed that this L Train riding, dog walking, anti semite, pseudo elitist hipster bitch is a Brooklynite or a transplant. I'm betting on transplant. What's the chances of a white snobby woman that blogs, rides the L Train with a dog being a real New Yorker?  If anyone can confirm this, please let me know. Even if she is a Brooklynite, I beg you hipster advocates to relax and understand that with our massive Brooklyn population (before you got here) there will be the occasional Brooklynite that becomes victim to the hipster disease. No sweat, it's bound to happen here and there. Rarely.

So anyway, this pretentious snob thought it was OK to mouth off to a cop who was simply doing his job. She claims he grabbed her breasts and has no recollection of calling him "jew names". How convenient. How can you forget something that happened a few hours ago? This just goes to show how these out of place sheep think they've taken ownership of New York.  Does she really think that because she has the ability to blog and walk her precious dog that she's entitled to do whatever she wants?  She threw the typical temper tantrum that a little baby throws when it can't get it's way.  Fucking hipster.

She is quoted saying.... "You f—-ing Jew, you're not even human,"  and "Jewish people think they own everything."

Haaaaaaaahaaa.... that's funny because all recent hipster Brooklyn arrivals think they invented art, music, clothing, alcohol, breathing, smoking, etc... and think they have the right to force their pathetic laid back pseudo artistic lifestyles upon us.

This guy is the first Hassidic NYPD police officer ever. I would call that original, correct me if I'm wrong. Yet, this spoiled, unoriginal, pseudo elitist blogger thinks she has authority over him.  Let's forget who is right or wrong in this case, the point is that her instinct was to shout out racist slurs upon the first sign of conflict. How childish and hipsterish of her. She's 32 years old by the way.

How dare you fucking clueless clones race to NYC thinking it's some kind of movie set and play your douchebag roles in it? Us "real" New Yorkers sniff you out in seconds. You're pathetic. This isn't a movie. It's the original melting pot of the world. How can you not see it? How? You're in an imaginary race to see who can secure the next $1500 - $3000 apartment in a fantasy "cool" neighborhood.  We know you're not the "open minded" liberals you claim to be. You're just pasty follow the leader assholes and it's disgusting. Leave us the fuck alone already. Simply start artistic communities in your hometowns. Is that too much to ask? If you're so talented, then go ahead and turn Main Street, Wisconsin into the next artistic paradise.

Here are the links:

NY Post - Hipster Vs Hassidic NYPD

Gothamist- Hipster Likes to Jew Bash.

        

I've never heard of this guy or show until someone recently left a link in the comments section - www.jaymundy.com. He's very right wing and conservative. I would say I'm more center than anything but forget about politics. He's basically disgusted at the invasion of hipsters being a he's a native Brooklynite. He does make a few mistakes in his commentary describing these pseudo fucks though. Like saying they must be on government assistance rather than parental assistance. Also that they are like the 60's hippies or freakish people. That's also wrong because we already know they are just emulating the hippies and freaks depending on which uniform the certain hipster wears. The 60's simply happened. The douches of the 90's and 2000's are just so unoriginal they copy it and try to make it their own. The punks and freaks evolved from real rough and hard upbringings. Today's wannabe punks and freaks evolved from MTV and music blogs.
 
I emailed him and said that just like they are FAKE musicians, FAKE artists, FAKE writers, etc, etc, etc... They are also FAKE LEFTISTS! They could give two fucks which democrat gets in office (even with those pathetic Obama riots), or which leftist laws congress passes as long as they can stroll down a hipster neighborhood with their messy hair, ironic clothing, and get drunk and high while discussing obscure authors and filmmakers. Anyway here are some audio clips of Jay Mundy. I love when he says "these people don't believe in soap and toilet paper" and a few other rants. Do you think that I, diehipster, might have done a better job ranting about  the hipsters on the air? Probably, but let's give this Brooklynite some credit and support. Enjoy...........

Part One

Part 2

Part 3

        

I've never heard of this guy or show until someone recently left a link in the comments section - www.jaymundy.com. He's very right wing and conservative. I would say I'm more center than anything but forget about politics. He's basically disgusted at the invasion of hipsters being a he's a native Brooklynite. He does make a few mistakes in his commentary describing these pseudo fucks though. Like saying they must be on government assistance rather than parental assistance. Also that they are like the 60's hippies or freakish people. That's also wrong because we already know they are just emulating the hippies and freaks depending on which uniform the certain hipster wears. The 60's simply happened. The douches of the 90's and 2000's are just so unoriginal they copy it and try to make it their own. The punks and freaks evolved from real rough and hard upbringings. Today's wannabe punks and freaks evolved from MTV and music blogs.
 
I emailed him and said that just like they are FAKE musicians, FAKE artists, FAKE writers, etc, etc, etc... They are also FAKE LEFTISTS! They could give two fucks which democrat gets in office (even with those pathetic Obama riots), or which leftist laws congress passes as long as they can stroll down a hipster neighborhood with their messy hair, ironic clothing, and get drunk and high while discussing obscure authors and filmmakers. Anyway here are some audio clips of Jay Mundy. I love when he says "these people don't believe in soap and toilet paper" and a few other rants. Do you think that I, diehipster, might have done a better job ranting about  the hipsters on the air? Probably, but let's give this Brooklynite some credit and support. Enjoy...........

Part One

Part 2

Part 3

        

A person in Nebraska was nice enough to inform me of a talentless group of young adults that are forming and participating in the Nebraska Pop Festival this year which last year was called something else and featured some decent rock bands. He complains that this year it's loaded with talentless douches. This to me is a great example of potential transplants that come to Brooklyn seeking fame while embarrassing themselves and helping with gentrification. Take a look for yourselves.......These kind of zombies end up in Brooklyn thinking they are blessing us with their unique talent while we stare at them with disbelief.

I find it completely sickening that within only 30-40 years after the most amazing rock music was recorded, today's so called  musicians can only come up with what we're hearing today. Nothing lasts at all. The indie rock scene is such bullshit. In the real world, only a couple of bands make their mark during the course of a year. In the indie world, thousands of bands make their mark in one month thanks to the internet. Especially generic keyboard garbage like this lately. It really really disturbs me. How embarrassing are these videos of future wanna-be urbanites? OK....I'm not saying that these exact douches will move to Brooklyn, but their carbon copies will in some shape or form. I'm fucking right and it's fucking depressing.

This is where they spawn.

http://www.myspace.com/nebraskapopfestival

        

Here are a couple of pictures I took of some very original uniqusters on the subway recently.


This is Ted the Blogger. He blogs about how empty the subways are in the middle of the day for some reason and the abundance of subway ads that force products upon us. Ironically, he's never seen an Apple ad. He also flicks dead lice from his beard under the subway seats. He carries nothing on his person, except his trusty Macbook. Why the hell did I block out his eyes??? There about 158,000 recent arrivals to New York that look exactly like him.




This is Aric but goes by the name Vladmir when he plays his Xbox online. He sat through a lot of pledge allegiance to the flag and good government bullshit in school, but he's no Henry Hill. He's a young man, only about 23 or 24 but remembers the good old days of standing in line for bread back in the 60's and 70's in the USSR. He prays for those days to come to America, his unfortunate birthplace where you can buy Chuck Taylors in every color anytime you want rather than being issued one pair of shoes a year by the government. His clean cut look gets him a lot of pizda. He also owns a mint condition Joseph Stalin rookie card.
  

        

Holy shit. Something must really be done, and soon. Thanks to the people that sent me this NY Post article. Look at these three douches. They are actually living, not just camping in some muddy, filthy, cat sprayed backyard of some overpriced hipster apartment in Bushwick. They just graduated from NYU. What the fuck are they teaching in that prestigious school? Can you imagine only ten years ago somebody telling you this would be happening in Brooklyn? Besides the rest of the pasty, rural, wanna-be rockstar/artist invasion?

New York Post

One of them has a dream of being a New York City tour guide as soon as he can figure out how to leave the cafe he works in. I can see his tour now. "And on your left you'll see three art galleries and four organic cafe's. Now we are leaving the East Village and are going over the Williamsburg bridge which will lead us to a famous traditional haven for artists, for hundreds of years, non conformist, socially adjusted, talented artists have lived here making it one of Brooklyns greatest neighborhoods."

Here are a couple of quotes from the article:

"My dad said this is a harebrained scheme,"  -  What is your Dad, a fucking Looney Tunes character?

"We have parents that could give us money to get an apartment," the NYU grad told The Post, "but it's nice to be independent."  -

Yeah, I think we've figured that part out on our own jerkoff. Just like I said about the New York Times trustfund article, these fucks will find any means to stay in Brooklyn, as you can clearly see in this article.

Link- New York Post - Hipsters camping in Bushwick, Brooklyn.

        

                                                        

This anonymous person emailed me wanting to know if they are a hipster. I already gave them my answer. You can give them your answer if you'd like. Their e-mail is anonymoustipster8@gmail.com. The only reason I'm posting their email address is because it doesn't reveal their identity at all. Otherwise I wouldn't. See I'm a nice guy after all. Anyway, this person says they're eager to see what I and the commenters think.

This person tries to "show love" for NYC but also makes some naive statements. The hipster transplant always seems to remind us Brooklynites and New Yorkers that there has always been change around here. YES, I agree, however in 300 years the changes have never been some phony counter culture group of pasty white, attention seeking wanna be urbanites skipping along working class neighborhood streets and raising the prices of everything from coffee to rent.

 I guess with all my rants and different angles on the invasion, some hipsters still don't understand the basic frustration... that these people stand out like a zebra among a 100 horses. That's the basics. Then, from that point comes the developers, gentrification and so on. I repeat, AFTER THE ARRIVAL OF THE HIPSTER COMES DEVELOPMENT AND GENTRIFICATION.  It all starts with the pseudo pioneering, fly over state dweeb that thinks he/she is a big city boy/girl because he/she can now announce to the world that his/her new cool mailing address is in a NYC zip code. What makes me want to start punching walls is that they (hipsters) complain about gentrification when they are the FUCKING CAUSE OF IT ALL! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

Here is the unsure hipsters' e-mail:


Hi Die Hipster,

I recently came across your site and am pretty impressed. Kind of. I mean, you've managed to gather the worst-of-the-worst types of New Yorkers into one hate fueled comment section. You know...

The native New Yorkers who complain about absolutely everything, always. Whenever something changes they bitch about it, even though things change ALL THE FUCKING TIME here. You know. They like to tell you HOW IT USED TO BE. "I remember when you couldn't go to Avenue A without being  stabbed in the face repeatedly with a dirty heroin needle." "Really? That sounds awful. I probably would've stayed away from Avenue A if it was like that."

They act like gentrification is the worst thing in the world. Lets be honest, a vegan bakery and a yoga studio aren't going to drive hard working families out of their neighborhoods. High rise luxury condos are. Ironic considering most of those buildings are completely empty. So maybe blame the greedy developers who thought it would be OK to tear down 100 year old houses to build a highrise apartment building with a door man, roof top pool, and some fucked up modern kitchen appliances without doing their research to know that the myth of all these parental-supported hipsters eager to pay $1,000,000 for a one bedroom apartment in Brooklyn was stretched way out of proportion. I only know one person in Williamsburg who is supported by their parents and she grew up on the Upper East Side.

The native New Yorkers who like to take credit for everything. Ask most New Yorkers and they'll tell you that they did indeed invent art, sex, modern english, rock and roll, Babe Ruth and everything in between.

The native New Yorkers who somehow believe that in a city of 9 million people that they belong here more because they were born here. Its a pattern that many groups have experienced over the past 200 hundred years while moving to New York to start a "better life."  I'm sure my grandparents experienced plenty of that when they gathered enough money to escape the Nazis in Austria in 1939 and move to New York. Now I'm not saying that some rich kid from Ohio has it the same as some poor Irish potato farmer did, but you never really know the whole story. Maybe that rich kid from Ohio got the shit beat out of him every day for being "too fruity" or not liking baseball and they feel like they can be themselves in New York. I'm not from Ohio (or any flyover state, by the way).

The native New Yorkers who somehow think they're tougher and or harder working than people from anywhere else. Fitting that the most obnoxious people in my neighborhood are the 35 year old natives who were never able to move out of their parents house so they have to smoke their shitty weed and drink their 40 oz on the street corner. They're the ones keeping the old folks up at night, cat calling girls, and trying to pick fights. 

All of this being said. I LOVE New York City. And not just Williamsburg. Most of the people here (including the natives) are absolutely amazing. Sure Queens is kind of boring, and the LES is the worst place on earth (ok maybe Times Square is). But everything else is pretty great. I treat this city with the respect and love it deserves — the good parts and the bad parts.

NOW.

I'm eager to see if your commenters can tell me if I am indeed a hipster. I'll tell you a little bit about myself.

I moved to New York City (Manhattan) around five years ago from my home town of Los Angeles. Pre-conceived notions about LA aside, I wanted to be in another big city where I could take advantage of the life and culture provided without having to drive everywhere. That was pretty much it. I love to be able to eat all sorts of different types of foods, go see concerts whenever I want, be able to see the Dodgers and Lakers AT LEAST once a year, and maybe catch a New York Football Giants game (I was the only kid I knew with LT posters on my wall as a little kid). The fact that my mother is a New York native and my Dad used to be here once every 3 or 4 months didn't hurt either.  I moved here because its a pretty great place to be as a 20 something.

So. How did I end up in Williamsburg? I fell in love. My girlfriend (now fiancee) has lived here since 2002 and had a HUGE place that we could split for absolutely no money. We've since moved into a new apartment where we have a deal that is comparable to what we would be paying for a similar apartment in any other big city. This is important to us as we both pay our own bills. I'm not looking for applause, just explaining that there are in fact hard working young people in this neighborhood.

If you looked at me, you might think that I fit into all of these stereotypes. I do have a beard. I do have tattoos (none too ridiculous and all coverable in the case of a funeral or a wedding). I do use a Mac (I grew up in a Mac family, and prefer my computers to continue working after 2 years). I do live in Williamsburg. I am not a native.  I love punk rock and I can't stand most of the shit people in this neighborhood claim as innovative.  I do ride a road bike (but not a fixed gear). I am a liberal (but not a kool-aid drinking Obama worshiper). I used to be a vegetarian for a short time, but when I moved to Brooklyn and walked by the Italian street fairs multiple times the sausage, peppers, and onions brought me back into being a carnivore. I do think that sometimes a shitty Crayola drawing on a table that some kid found on the street is more interesting than some landscape painting on a canvas. I also think that sometimes that shit sucks.

I absolutely agree with a lot of your commenters on the irony of all of these kids who claim to be individuals but fit so neatly into this group of THOUSANDS of people. I think its pathetic that there are people who live off trust funds and weekly checks who look like they are homeless. Truth be told, my parents could probably afford to help me out to some extent if I needed it. But they don't, because I don't want them too.

OK. I've had enough. Sorry to rant in ramble in an incoherent way. I hate hipsters too, but I guess I don't see all young white people in Williamsburg as such an awful thing.

So am I a hipster? I loved to hear what you and your comments have to say.

Sincerely,

Hipster?

        

Reply to: pers-xtrgf-1207959656@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-06-06, 4:15AM EDT

        

                                 

First of all, I forgot to mention a big THANK YOU to the two dozen people who e-mailed me the New York Times article yesterday. Keep the shit coming.

Second of all, to the people (hipsters in disguise) that come on here and don't bash hipsters, actually defend them to a point and yet claim not to be hipsters yourselves. Fuck you. Why do you bother changing the topic to "outsourcing to India", "bashing immigrants", "national unemployment statistics", "everyone in New York is basically a transplant", "I have a degree and can't get a job". Fucking sob story after excuse after sob story after excuse. Come on already! These 25-40 year olds throw tantrums when an employer tells them they will have to work 8 hours a day??? What the fuck!!!!!! Get out of New York Josh and Megan!

Don't you idiots get the theme of this site? I'm not here to discuss national and international problems. I'm here to projectile vomit my thoughts onto a screen (rather than run around breaking hipster heads) about the out-of-nowhere tidal wave of out-of-place attention seeking, middle of the country, soda pop, pseudo intellectual, wanna-be artist, Mac masturbating, nasaltards that are infesting New York, especially our beloved Brooklyn, with such unproductive, childish behavior. If you grew up here, and know only a little history of the borough by either reading or talking to older people, you would know that this city never represented this abundant non-talent bullshit art and music scene. Brooklyn has had it's fair share of musicians, writers and artists over the let's say 100-150 years, but they were rare and truly unique. There simply cannot be a zipcode filled with thousands of talented people. It's impossible. The worst part is to know that they are prancing around, sneering and snickering as their parents flip the bill. I hate high rents! Hate them. Only pasty, oily scalped, bearded douches would fall for a landlords greed. (Go ahead artboy/artgirl, change the topic to greedy Brooklyn landlords)

So before you decide to defend anything related to the hipster scene on this site, remember, we are simply just sick, and I mean sick of looking at and listening to these starved for attention "unique and talented" clones that don't really realize where they are at the moment.

        

    


Link -New York Times - Hipster transplants are indeed bank rolled by parents.



Well, well, well. I guess us real New Yorkers weren't hallucinating after all. Or are we still? You fucking twat holes are a disgrace. Prancing around like you are God's gift to everything cool under the sun. Sticking together like the Rice Krispy treats your Mom made you only a few years ago before you jumped on that fuel guzzling airplane just so you can come to Brooklyn and ride around on your brakeless or vintage bicycle in the name of environmentalism. Protesting corporations as you shovel money into that teeny weeny company called Apple. Forcing organic food down our throats as it only benefits the produce companies that also grow the normal fruits and vegetables we've been eating here forever. Tattooing entire body parts so that when you're 70 your arm will look like a giant moldy used condom. Playing 3rd grade sports as you approach your 30th birthdays. Hipster men painting on womens jeans while suffocating their talentless sperm. Saying "ya" 12 times in each sentence. Playing your shrieking out of tune instruments for all of us to gayfully hum along to. Opening pretentious, nauseating art galleries with art that any 7 year old can make. Buying 15-syllable coffee concoctions at a dollar a syllable. Moving into once affordable apartments for hard working families and converting them into wanna-be MTV Real World bed bug amusement parks. Complaining about the habits of real city people such as a real New Yorkers alarm clock going off at 6am so they can get to work.

The list goes on and on and on.

Finally, a powerful and credible player in the media world, the New York Times, publishes the truth about these fucking hipsters. After all their hipster activity promoting articles over the years, they finally published the reality of it all. That these dirtbag hipsters are just pretty much vacationing here in the most real city on the planet. Turning Brooklyn into some extension of their ridiculous liberal arts colleges. Making hard working natives and foreigners wonder, "what fuck is happening?!?!?"

The headlining picture is of Misha Calvert. You may remember her as the hipster who either stole Colt 45 from a bodega and got arrested or made up the story just to help promote some Mr. and Mrs. Williamsburg skank pageant. How adult-like of her. By now I'm positive her acting career has soared into the clouds even though she'd much rather "keep it real" and perform in small local plays and eat vegan food on industrial streets in Bushwick.

Here are some quotes from the article:

"Luis Illades, an owner of the Urban Rustic Market and Cafe on North 12th Street, said he had seen a steady number of applicants, in their late 20s, who had never held paid jobs: They were interns at a modeling agency, for example, or worked at a college radio station. In some cases, applicants have stormed out of the market after hearing the job requirements. “They say, ‘You want me to work eight hours?’ ” Mr. Illades said. “There is a bubble bursting.” "

"Parents whose money helped fuel one of the city’s most radical gentrifications in recent years have stopped buying their children new luxury condos, subsidizing rents and providing cash to spend at Bedford Avenue’s boutiques and coffee houses."


"But he still plays the guitar in two bands, Haunted Castle and Rats in the Walls."


"The cutbacks for the more privileged residents are a welcome change for locals who have struggled to support themselves without parental help."

"For the past five years, Ernie DiGiacomo has been able to count on parents to guarantee the $1,500 to $2,500 rents he charges for the 15 apartments he owns in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. When he called renters who had missed payments, he often heard, “My parents will send you a check.”  "

I wish this article meant the end of hipsterdom, atleast in Brooklyn. Sadly though, the hipsters will probably find new ways to stay cool in Brooklyn. They'll probably pack 20 into a one bedroom and be dirtier than ever just to say, "Like ya, like look at me, I'm like different than you and I live in Brooklyn" They'll start pushing their worthless art even harder than ever to make a few extra dollars. They'll beg like they've never begged before from their parents just to stay a few more months and make it big in the art or music world. Die Fucksters!